Ode to Squeaky Chairs

Posted on Tuesday, January 28, 2003 11:50 AM by K. Latham
Squeaky chair driving me nuts
Quite it should be, but its not
Under the seat it is loud
Every time I move forward or back
Any movement at all
Keeping still is uncomfortable
Yes, I tell others, I’ll fix it
Can of WD40 in hand
Hinges and springs I spray
Air smells of grease and WD40
I think I over did the spray
Really have a headache now
Squeaky chair wasn’t that bad after all